I'm not sure what it is about the word "Noise". It just has a negative ring to it. We would never say "I love sound of that noise!" or "I can't wait to hear that loud noise again".
Not to worry. We have some great solutions for the noisy water heater torture. In fact we can help with any noises your plumbing system can throw at us. Just call us at the same old number any time you would like. 928-774-4357 that's also 928-774 HELP. Your home will be a quiet as it was the day it was built. As for the train noise...you're still on your own.